For
those who don't have it, the long, straight, dark locks or prickly
disheveled spikes of Asian hair may be objects of envy. Or so I'm
given to believe by friends of mine who have unruly natural curls
or humidity-frizzed waves. And yes, I confess a certain vulgar pride
at seeing photos of myself in high school, with hair so black, it
shone blue.
But
what the rest of you don't know are the associated tribulations:
hair dressers have noted, only half-jokingly, how the snippets of
my hair that fly onto their clothes will pierce them like razors
the rest of the day (as though I myself am somehow spared a similar
discomfort); curling irons cower before the thick Asian hair shaft;
and don't even get me started on the cowlicks.
My
hair care and styling regime for the past decade has paid near unwavering
tribute to Aveda. Horst
M. Rechelbacher was one of the first to introduce the term
"aromatherapy" to the global mass market. Cloned inferior products
have since been introduced in abundance, but loyal to Aveda
I remain. Friends ask if I own shares. I do not, though I'd certainly
consider...
I've
become an infidel.
A
few weeks ago, just after receiving a compliment-eliciting cut from
Antonio
Prieto salon on Manhattan's 19th Street, I made a freak
request of my stylist to recommend a new styling product. I have
no idea what prompted me to ask. I have ounces and ounces of Aveda
stuff at home that I've been pleased with. Maybe it was that my
stylist was incredibly good-looking. Maybe it was the cuteness of
the diminutive 25-gram trial size tub. In any case, I walked out
with a new addition to my hair product ensemble, and it's since
become an aesthetic requirement.
The
product is Fudge Hair Putty from an Australian company, Sabre. It's
a pomade of toothpaste-like consistency and texture that lacks the
extreme coconutty smell so commonly found in other products and
which I loathe. I prefer not to smell like things that monkeys eat.
I
can't praise this product enough. Rubbed thoroughly through towel-dried
hair, it makes styling a breeze, with or without a hair dryer. It
gives a hold that not even a cowlicky Asian can complain about.
Yet it leaves hair neither greasy nor sticky. I know of no other
product that can provide hold like this yet leave hair touchable,
despite the claims so often made in commercials and product labels
alike. This bears repeating: all other products I've tried have
provided hold OR natural softness to the hair, but never both.
Fudge
is perfect for those zigzag parts necessary for that lingeringly
appropriate Friends
style. On dry hair, it can be applied in small doses to smooths
down ends or provide some sheen, giving hair a very naturally tousled
look. Since using this product, I've been receiving compliments
on my hair from complete strangers. Really.
(Speaking
of Sheen, does anyone remember that vintage Saturday Night Live
skit with Jane Curtain, when she does a fake commercial skit, saying
that as an actress, exposed constantly to harsh lights, she requires
only the best of hair care products. "So I use Martin Sheen," she
says smilingly, before the great man himself steps into the lights
and proceeds to furiously spit on her head. Ah, those were the days...)
Fudge
styling products come in a range of "hold factors". The Putty I
use is of hold factor 3, but Sabre also sells Fudge Gum for solid
hold; a hold-factor-2 Shaper; a hold-factor-4 Varnish (that supposedly
smells like mangoes; again with the monkey food...); and Licorice,
a light styling crËme. Sabre labels its products such that lower
numbers signify greater hold. I've only used the Putty, but am thoroughly
confident that their other products will deliver as well as Putty
has.
Kudos
for Sabre's cartoon-kitsch Flash website. Worth an amusing minute
if you have high-speed internet access. (Check for the tanline under
the shampoo section. You'll see.) Yet more applause for their product
names, like Fudge Erekt, an extreme hair straightener for curly
hair; and shade-names in their extreme colour hairspray line like
Hot Chilli, Lyme Spyder, and Red Corvette. Only Tigi's
Bed Head comes close for cleverness.
The
only negative note about Fudge Hair Putty is its tendency, if applied
too thickly, to collect into particles indistinguishable from dandruff
flecks. But you'll quickly learn how much to apply. Just rub the
product thoroughly between both hands before applying to help achieve
an even spread.
But
otherwise, unreserved praise. My toiletry travel bag in past contained
only a handful of absolute-required's: toothbrush, toothpaste, floss,
moisturizer, deodorant. Forget these, now. I'll pay the exorbitant
prices for toothpaste at the airport magazine stands, but I'll never
again leave without my Fudge.
Sabre
Fudge Hair Putty, 99% 25g tub: ~$6 US; 100g tub, ~$15 US; available
at salons
