Allen Mendelsohn

Half lawyer, half business guy, half pothead, Allen is currenlty receiving secret training by the Quebec government to fight Cornwall residents as they invade Quebec during the upcoming 2009 Quebec Secession War. Whoops.

Fuck. No seriously, fuck. Nothing annoys me more than a delayed flight. I don’t know what it is. Maybe the fact that you’re just stuck there with nothing to do, a potential charge of $8 for 15 minutes of Wi-Fi access and you can’t seem to connect anyway. I don’t see any tech support people […]

I have always been a city boy. I like the lights, the people, the businesses. I sleep great in the city. I used to live virtually above Station 10, the now-defunct Downtown Montreal police station. It was noisy all the time. I slept til noon. I could walk back and forth along Ste-Catherine Street between […]